2 days to goooooo

Hi mates!!
Next Monday i´ll inform “My Colegios” if i´m going to get married. If not, i´ll take plan B, going to f***ing Peru
Not all in our lives is joking. Today I´m going to illustrate all of my readers with some useful information.
The meaning of Plonker
Plonker is a slang term of British or Australians origin whose meaning has evolved over time. Partridge in the third edition of his A Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English in 1949 recorded the term as "low" slang for penis, "since ca. 1917". The term remains in recent use with that meaning.
By 1966, the term had also acquired the meaning of a stupid or inept person, and in the 1980s it gained very wide circulation through its frequent use in Only Fools and Horses, and has entered common usage.

3 days to gooo!!!!

Nooo But!!! , Yeahh But!!! , I´m almost there!!

3 days to my fucking departure

4 days to go!!!

Hi folks
Welcome to my fucking Blog.
I´ll start updating all my adventures and misadventures of my next trip to Brazil.
I´m leaving this Friday, so be prepared for the best fucking histories that you never imagine.
I´ll keep all of you inform at every moment